1. image: Download

    astronomifier:

rachelhaimowitz:

obsessionisaperfume:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

queensimia:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

Well damn. Explains a lot.

Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

"holy shit there is a name for it" was my reaction before I even scrolled down to the comments.

I just need to keep reblogging this because I cannot even begin to tell you how profound a feeling of YES and THIS and THERE IS A WORD FOR ME OMG I get every time I see this, and I hope it helps others too.

seriously, anytime you see a post with a comment saying “theres a name for it?!” reblog that post because even if it doesnt apply to you any of your followers could be waiting for that revelation.


THERE IS A NAME FOR IT

    astronomifier:

    rachelhaimowitz:

    obsessionisaperfume:

    deadcatwithaflamethrower:

    queensimia:

    palavenblues:

    holy shit there is a name for it

    Well damn. Explains a lot.

    Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

    "holy shit there is a name for it" was my reaction before I even scrolled down to the comments.

    I just need to keep reblogging this because I cannot even begin to tell you how profound a feeling of YES and THIS and THERE IS A WORD FOR ME OMG I get every time I see this, and I hope it helps others too.

    seriously, anytime you see a post with a comment saying “theres a name for it?!” reblog that post because even if it doesnt apply to you any of your followers could be waiting for that revelation.

    THERE IS A NAME FOR IT

    (Source: )

     
  2. cornerof5thandvermouth:

    booksandbeers:

    notmargaery:

    *university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

    Listen we can’t afford to pay janitors a fair wage to clean…

    My school is building a quad-building complex for the business school… On the second largest parking lot on campus (not to mention where one of our largest yearly traditions takes place).

     
  3. ofools:

    lumpenspaceproletariat:

    dearnonacepeople:

    knight-of-antioch:

    If you’re Christian I hope you don’t believe asexuality exists because you are implying you and/or others are immune from sinful lust, which is applying divine properties to humans and therefore defying crucial theological principles.

    It’s just in asexuals are actually have divine properties 

    lmao oh my goodness

    finally the recognition i deserve, the godly kind

    (Source: )

     
  4. 08:05

    Notes: 329046

    Reblogged from thebicker

    Tags: resourceappqueueueueue

    thebicker:

    lacigreen:

    joponyhere:

    lillianloverly:

    THIS IS A PSA

    THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

    YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

    ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

    I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

    https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

    signal boost the shit out of this

    THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD

    I’ve blogged about this before, but this is a great tool for people who have to walk places alone after dark.

     
  5. ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

    johnthreecontinents:

    johnthreecontinents:

    ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

    ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

    1. ORLANDO BLOOM PunCHED KJUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FCACE
    • ORLAND O
    • BLOOM
    • PUNCHESDD
    • JUSTIN
    • BIEBER
    • …………………………
    • IN THE FUCKING FACE

    watch orlando bloom punch justin bieber in the face

     
  6. I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
    — anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
     
  7. Plays: 1,352,817

    johannathemad:

    schrodingersvet:

    crab-cakes:

    mukuroikusaba:

    image

    I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING

    I lied. This is it. This is the whole series.

    How the fuck has no one made a comic to this yet

    (Source: byrde)

     
  8. columbiaphoenix:

    counting-teacups:

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    writing adult emails is awful

    its like

    hi [name of person], 

    this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

    I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

    thanks! 

    - [name]

    k

    -professor

     
  9. 08:09

    Notes: 543736

    Reblogged from spookyhotties

    Tags: queueueueue

    1. plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize
     
  10. let me get this straight

    gingerhaze:

    leighway:

    at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents

    until he saw that harry was alive

    at which point he shouted

    image

    and ran back

    across the courtyard

    away from his parents

    to harry

    image

     
  11. 08:28 3rd Aug 2014

    Notes: 134566

    Reblogged from kattheghosthunter

    Tags: FUCKHPHP JOKESqueueueueue

    image: Download

    gaybrielandasstiel:

THIS IS HOW THIS SCENE SHOULD HAVE GONE

    gaybrielandasstiel:

    THIS IS HOW THIS SCENE SHOULD HAVE GONE

    (Source: tenaciousthoughts)

     
  12. Orlando, who was dining with Leonardo DiCaprio at the Cipriani restaurant on Wednesday night, was very, very angry, when Justin, who didn’t have a reservation at the eatery, approached their table to try to talk to the actors.

    DiCaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand, leading Bieber to provoke a fight which saw Bloom jump over a sofa to get at the 20-year-old Baby singer at the restaurant.

    — 

    (x) this just keeps getting better

    dicaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand

    image

    god, bieber is such a prick

    (via mrsweasley)

     
  13. 08:19

    Notes: 38846

    Reblogged from brialas-asexuals

    Tags: Minnesota proudqueueueueue

    dynastylnoire:

    afrogenix:

    smellslikedeenspirit:

    hijabican:

    First hijab wearing policewoman in the United States! read her story now on  hijabican!

    Saint Paul, MN!

    Of course! Minnesota making history

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
  14. 08:14

    Notes: 2102

    Reblogged from officialunitedstates

    Tags: i love this postqueueueueue

    officialunitedstates:

    bestmeowrail:

    officialunitedstates:

    A full 10 car passenger train is traveling down a railway track towards the edge of a cliff.  The brakes have been sabotaged, the conductor and engineer have been incapacitated, and the radio is not functional.  Criminal involvement is suspected.  The train is traveling at a speed of 60 mph and there is only 10 miles of track left until the train goes off the cliff.  You are a passenger on the train who has just heard the news.

    Approach this problem with a clear head.  We and the rest of the passengers are all counting on you to solve this problem.  Provide a step-by-step emergency plan of action that will result in the smallest loss of live possible. 

    First, information.

    The train will reach the end of the cliff in 10 minutes.

    The brakes are not functioning, assuming that includes the emergency brake.

    To reduce the loss of life, the conductor and engineer would have to be considered.

    1. First, start counting the time. 10 minutes. Move the conductor and the engineer into a passenger car. Don’t let anyone panic.

    2. Disconnect the passenger cars from the train engine, allowing time for some deceleration. Because we don’t know the friction of the rails, we cannot estimate how long it would take for the train to stop completely, so lets assume it doesn’t have time to stop completely.

    3. Possibly try to tie a parachute together from passenger clothes that they have, either in luggage or wearing. Cooperation should be easy.

    Note: We don’t know if the criminally-involved are on the train or not. Be prepared.

    4. If the train has slowed down enough by 9 minutes, people could start jumping out of the train with minor injuries.

    idk anything about train brakes, but it might be possible to jurry-rig some mechanism to brake the back car and slow the train.

    Well done.  You have provided a clear solution to the problem that would most likely succeed.  Your ability to be aware of the engineer + conductor and the criminal element prove you have good attention to detail.  The solution to break the engine away from the rest of the train, if able to be done, is most likely to result in a minimal loss of life.  However, you failed to account for the people who would be unable to jump from a train (elderly, handicapped, young) and also failed to give enough time for jumping to occur.  One minute may not be sufficient to make sure everyone has successfully jumped from the train.  You also failed to include delegation of duties in your plan, and thus it would be difficult to maintain order in the train’s ten cars.  However, in total you presented a solid and reasonable plan.  Congratulations on joining the officialunitedstates team.  I will contact you over the phone within the next business day to discuss salary and benefits.

     
  15. 08:09

    Notes: 320224

    Reblogged from kattheghosthunter

    Tags: hphp jokesqueueueueue

    gimme-some-pie:

thewholockedarmyinitiative:

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:


Yeah but can you imagine:
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows
Has a nice ring to it


ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
JAMES
I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

OMG I SAW A PRINTSCREEN OF THIS SO MANY TIMES AND I FINALLY THE ORIGINAL POST APPEARED ON MY DASH AND I AM SCREAMING

    gimme-some-pie:

    thewholockedarmyinitiative:

    keepalive66:

    pabus-tail:

    strawberryvespers:

    well-im-the-lord-of-time:

    passthecocaine:

    Yeah but can you imagine:

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows

    Has a nice ring to it

    ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

    JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

    ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

    NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

    ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

    THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

    JAMES

    I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

    IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

    BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

    OMG I SAW A PRINTSCREEN OF THIS SO MANY TIMES AND I FINALLY THE ORIGINAL POST APPEARED ON MY DASH AND I AM SCREAMING

    (Source: zuckerwattetraum)