- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
I also like:
- give that chest a rest
- hakuna your tatas
don’t have a rack attack
Your blogger: 20-something part-time giraffe/pterodactyl hybrid currently studying things in college. Skittles are my fuel and my blood so give me Skittles and I will be your friend. You might think I'm cool (well, no, you probably don't), but you'll soon find out I just have a very strong love for basketball, cats, and geekery and am in fact not cool at all. I post/reblog a lot about social issues, basketball, philosophy, and also cats.
More seriously: I am white, a woman, identify as asexual and am non-neurotypical (ADHD-er, here!); if I fuck up on anything, PLEASE call me out so I can do better in the future.
AWOOOO!! TIMBERWOLVES RULE!!
ALSO: GO KNICKS!
Yeah, basically I am a fan of both the New York Knicks and the Minnesota Timberwolves and sometimes I liveblog games (whyyy won't the season get here sooner...).
Although I'll often just post fandom-related stuff here, I also have a dedicated I fandom blog that I use to bookmark my favorite posts (mostly from the KnB fandom, right now).
It is difficult to be sat on all day, every day, by some other creature, without forming an opinion on them.
On the other hand, it is perfectly possible to sit all day, every day, on top of another creature and not have the slightest thought about them whatsoever.
this quote was literally in my sociology book
The only thing I do on facebook now is decide if I’m gonna wish someone happy birthday or not
men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh
what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that
that character who’s super emotional and outgoing: asexual
that character that flirts with everyone: asexual
that character who canonically has a ton of relationships: asexual